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Prime Demotivational Poster


THERE'S OPTIMUS PRIME... - and then there's his retarded cousin, Larry.


TAGS: optimus prime retarded retard transformer
Rating: 3.78/5


OPTIMUS PRIME - For President! The 2012 Election is going to be a little different


TAGS: change transformers optimus prime president
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Grim [email protected]

btuis - February 15, 2010, 7:50 pm
that's some funny shit
Anonymous2 - November 20, 2009, 2:17 pm
Let's see, he crash-landed here millions of years ago... I suppose one could argue that he's been in this country since its inception, and could be like many of our early Presidents who were not born as American citizens. We're better off with Grimlock.
Grim [email protected] - November 20, 2009, 6:14 am
go suck a c*ck Kspace
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 8:14 pm
and everyone knows that his solenoid is made in China!
Kspace - November 19, 2009, 8:09 pm
IDIOT! Optimus Prime can't run for President unless the Constitution is changed! Only natural-born American citizens can run for President, and Prime is an immigrant! One lion!


OPTIMUS PRIME & OPTIMUS PRIME -




MASTURBATION - Playing with yourself.


TAGS: masturbation optimus prime self play playing
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Christopher

Eugene - August 21, 2009, 2:13 am
your doing it wrong


OPTIMUS SLAM DUNKING - Your arguement is invalid.




SEMI-TRUCKS - Since 1984; Secretly hoping they're Optimus Prime


TAGS: semi truck optimus prime transformers 1984
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

CleverUserName - November 17, 2010, 9:01 pm
Thanks ^_^
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:13 pm

nicely done dude!


SAILOR BOTS - Transform and Maaaaaake Up!




RUMBLE - The ORIGINAL Joe Pecsi.




BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates


TAGS: september challenge trucks when prime was a little pickup
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Airman - July 6, 2012, 5:09 pm
MR M, it's from 2009.. it doesn't get to see the light of day much anymore
motinet - July 6, 2012, 3:58 pm

136 votes and not a single facebook share?!?!?!??
rerun - October 5, 2009, 8:34 pm

next she will be showing the one with him nude on the rug in front of the fireplace
Airman - September 28, 2009, 12:06 pm
THAT is funny
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 9:06 am
genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:14 pm
Great and kinda sweet too. Altogether now: "Ahhh, Moooommmmm!"
DrunkenDave101 - September 27, 2009, 7:02 am
This amuses me
Cam - September 27, 2009, 4:02 am
Hahaha. Very nice. 5 lions.


AMERICA'S FINEST - How a crossover SHOULD go!


TAGS: optimus prime transformers captain america marvel comics avengers
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by jalford

Anon - July 30, 2009, 7:17 pm
You do know Transformers is Japanese? True later episodes were american written but on the whole Prime is as American as Godzilla or Nissan :)


SILVIO BERLUSCONI - Italy is in good hands


TAGS: silvio berlusconi politic italy prime minister bush
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by Zephir

Derek - August 22, 2009, 12:34 am
He keeps on being re-elected. Must be doing something right.
Jmac0585 - July 28, 2009, 6:23 pm
Hook 'em, Euros!
VinceVicious - April 22, 2009, 12:58 am
Zephir - I'd say so!
pro - August 14, 2008, 10:46 am
One in the pink and one in the stink?


LASERS - Ion blasts are the right of all sentient beings.




LOOK AWAY! - Too late...The Cougar has you caught! I hope you have a GOLD CARD,you're gonna need it.




CROSSOVERS - Every time you think they can't go any further... And every time you are wrong!


TAGS: mickey mouse optimus prime disney transformers
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by Hypercat-Z

cthulhufhtagn - October 3, 2010, 6:33 pm
Oh fuck.


Childbearing Years -


TAGS: teen wastes childbearing years prime
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ron2 - September 20, 2013, 6:54 am
Excellent... though, the truth in this is way to sobering.
chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 9:10 am
Love it! 5L's :)


prime directive -


TAGS: star trek prime directive uss enterprise space travel advanced
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 9, 2013, 10:23 am
I know! Lol, it's only Starfleet, like WTF?
falloutghoul - September 9, 2013, 7:24 am
Other civilizations might not have the prime directive.


SUPERMAN-PRIME - He'll kill you! He'll kill you to death!!!


TAGS: superman prime superman prime superboy crisis countdown linkara 52
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by jalford

Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 9:22 am
Talking about stating the obvious, this is it.


FEMTIMUS PRIMEE - How'd you like to "roll" that out?




MOOD TRANSFORMERS -


TAGS: megatron optimus prime autobots decepticons bumblebee
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by forseti

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 21, 2010, 10:46 am
Ughhhhh....shaddup Chompers.
Chompers - October 21, 2010, 10:39 am
Hey guys, I showed up for the flame war, oh, I missed it again. DAMMIT!!!
GreyScorpion - October 21, 2010, 9:13 am
so ended the lesson in semantics, done, fertig, acabado, rifinito. DONE! or be done
HammerofHeeb - October 21, 2010, 8:57 am
is NOT one of Catholic. It's where they come from.
HammerofHeeb - October 21, 2010, 8:57 am
(Last example, promise) Where are you from? Israel? So, you're ISRALI!! Because there are Christians in Israel. There are people whom have parents that are Catholic. G-Parents that are. It goes back hundreds of years in their family. But, their ETHNICITY
HammerofHeeb - October 21, 2010, 8:54 am
Keep pushing buttons Adm. Jewish is being of the religion. I'm an American. My religion is Judaism. Jew. Oh, where is your family from? Canada? Your ethnicity is Canadian? But your Catholic? Where are you from? France? So, your ethnicity is Gay? JK..kinda
culos - October 21, 2010, 7:17 am
O'Realy? A Russian Jewish girl dating a German, I'd call that pretty fooked up! :-) (but I agree with her that the second option would be the logical and most correct one)
forseti - October 21, 2010, 7:11 am
There is an issue I talked about with rerun some month ago: I have a friend and she's from Russia and Jewish. Would you call her a Jewish Russian or a Russian Jewess? She would prefer the last option, but her passport would prefer the first. *confused* ;)
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 12:17 am
hammerofhate, I am Jewish and it is an ethnicity. My parents were and their parents and so on.
forseti - October 20, 2010, 7:03 pm
Shalom!
pzykosiz - October 20, 2010, 6:00 pm
why is it that i always these interesting conversations? damn time differences
rerun - October 20, 2010, 5:14 pm

OK Bagel, knock off the critism until you have produced some of your own work
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:46 pm
I love reading rejection reasons. They're more entertaining than some of the posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:45 pm
Yeah.....I'm already thinking of more creative rejection reasons for you (nah, yer OK)
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:43 pm
I mean comments! They make comments look smarter.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:42 pm
That black and white pics make photos look smarter
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:41 pm
Meh. What are you trying to say?
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:38 pm
There it be
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:36 pm
I'm standing by....and I was about to go to bed...It better be good Neener.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:34 pm
This commentary has inspired another poster out of me. Stand by.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:23 pm
Nope. Still nothing. :-)
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:21 pm
hi neener
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:20 pm
Morning cranky
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:19 pm
Would calling you a "no talent hack" or "pathetic comment whore" offend you?.......you have no place to criticize until you've posted something....keep it up.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:17 pm
I am American. Jewish is a religion. Not an ethnicity. An Israli can be Israli, and not Jewish.
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:16 pm
sigh...
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:15 pm
Blah blah..make a poster..whatever. And actually, Dead Sea Pedestrian is kind of funny. So, I would probably laugh.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:13 pm
Heeb, short for Hebrew. No. I wouldn't be. Now, call me Shylock, Bagel, Dial, Dead Sea Pedestrian, and Khazar and you would probably offend me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:08 pm
Heh..... And your past comments led me to believe you were American Hammer. How about you make at least 1 poster before criticizing others?
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 2:05 pm
I like crackerofcrackers personally moooooooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:03 pm
if someone named themselves "hammerofHonkey". I'd take offense to it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:01 pm
"Heeb" is a slur....regardless of your background........if I said it, would you be offended?
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 1:59 pm
That has to be reruns favorite movie of all time!
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 1:52 pm
How is it a racial slur? I'm Jewish and it's my version of The Hebrew Hammer. From the movie of the same title.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 1:21 pm
also, I don't like the racial slur in your Nic.....any chance of changing it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 1:20 pm
We've strayed pretty far from "de-motivational"....we're more about The funny now. 3 lions.....almost 4.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 1:07 pm
I don't care that this is not demotivatational. It's completely AWESOME!


SPACE PIRATE RIDLEY - The single most awesome thing that has ever existed.


TAGS: ridley metroid prime samus aran pirate space
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by momole

Mal - October 3, 2009, 10:53 pm
I grief Timmys by giving this 5 lions.
Necro - March 28, 2009, 5:57 pm
anon: Why the hell should anyone be serious? Internet is not, despite what manny believe, serious business.
anon - March 24, 2009, 11:45 am
piece of shit. get serious you retard, learn to draw and stop overusing the word "epic" fagot.
BTARD - March 18, 2009, 11:20 am
How can anyone give this anything more than 1 lion? This is shit.
deru - March 12, 2009, 5:10 am
My fap is bigger then yours
OMGLOL - March 7, 2009, 3:28 pm
POWAH TO DAH RIDLEYZ!
Regis - February 14, 2009, 10:58 am
I have to fap because of the pure epic power that surrounds this picture.


Badass -




PRIME SUSPECT -




AMERICAN IDLE -


TAGS: motifake prime time
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - March 3, 2013, 11:40 am
M, you really should get out more, or rather get on more….glad ya liked it. cheers
motinet - March 3, 2013, 11:15 am

WOW! LMAO!
GaryO - April 3, 2012, 8:04 am
Thank you Mr UG
ughomer - April 3, 2012, 5:25 am
5 Lions, Gary.
GaryO - March 31, 2012, 7:47 pm
The one where they all say ‘RICK!’ when you walk in….
GaryO - March 31, 2012, 7:45 pm
Yes, but..if it does to you, then I’ll care. Dang, you probably want a serious answer. I know of no inner psychology whatsoever…prolly would’ve been better if rerun or RLord was atop J Lo’s bod…thinking about it, I missed an opportunity..dang
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 7:43 pm
Men... Are from Uranus... What the hell kinda sick bookshop do you go to...
mariand - March 31, 2012, 7:36 pm
Does all this mean that it doesn't matter?...lol
GaryO - March 31, 2012, 7:24 pm
….or, I’m an incurable chauvinist and all felines are feminine in my book…..BUT! I did read the book Wimin are from Venus and men are from Uranus, so I’ve got that goin’ for me…..
GaryO - March 31, 2012, 7:19 pm
It ended up in an arm wrestling contest….Cranky won. I mean that’s about as close to J Lo as any of us are going to get………or, RLord looks better in leather, and rerun’s beard just didn’t set well with almost cleavage…
mariand - March 31, 2012, 7:04 pm
Very nice Gary... Now, you made me wonder why you've choosed the woman body for cranky?
GaryO - March 31, 2012, 5:40 pm
…..and Verdeckt, yer in there, but hiding inside RLord’s coat, kinda
GaryO - March 31, 2012, 5:26 pm
And well you should agree Mr Rick. Folks, Mr M brought to you in limited pixel vision by the freshly recognized MotiMaster Rick69. But, hey, really love the nice words…a morning not entirely wasted…but I gotta go outside…my hind end is in a coma
Reality Lord - March 31, 2012, 5:10 pm

...uh huh
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 5:03 pm
Strongly agree with the rest, good sir... This really is on another level... =)
Feasibly - March 31, 2012, 4:36 pm
FanFreekinTa5tic!
M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 4:22 pm
HOLY CRAP GARY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Love it, Faved, 5L's and flaunted XD this is stunning XD
Greeny - March 31, 2012, 4:12 pm
am5ome!
GaryO - March 31, 2012, 4:11 pm
Thank you, fine lady
gas - March 31, 2012, 4:02 pm
LOL GARY!! am55555ome!!!


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